Same-sex Marriage: Problem Solved

This is a hot button topic. Yet my solution is so simple I just don't get why people don't support me.

OUTLAW ALL MARRIAGES

 
But why? People still want to get married.

Marriage is a religious institution. America has something called the separation of church and state. When did the government become a religious authority? What we need legally is civil unions. That I personally could give a crap about. If you want a person to own half your crap and legally own your stuff when your dead, fine by me. If you want rights when you decide to end that union, fine. 

But if you want to get married, GO TO A CHURCH, a synagogue, temple, find a preacher to do it, and that's it. 

If your church believes marriage is between a man and a woman then you have a religious problem. We all have different beliefs, mine are more traditional but it has nothing to do with politics, and it shouldn't affect anyone doing what they want. If you found a religion willing to marry two people of the same sex and that floats your boat fine. I have the right to choose if I want to follow that particular religion or not. It's called freedom of religion. This drama is the result of the government trying to be a religious authority. Here's the solution.